I was reading my son's school handbook, and parts of it were quite amusing.
One section mentioned that it was against school rules to have a jambox in
the bus aisle. Now do they mean a big jambox from the 1980s or a wireless
speaker? I never even thought about taking my jambox on the school bus,
but hey that's just me.
As I continued to read over the 72-page handbook, I came to across a
statement about kissing. Basically, if students are caught kissing it could
result in suspension. Can you imagine being suspended for kissing? I can't
believe kissing in school has become politically incorrect. If kissing is being
banned in school what's next hugging...shaking hands...looking someone in
the eyes?
