Child on a Leash

Your child is on a leash
I wonder what you're thinking.
Maybe you meant to leash your dog.
I guess you've just been drinkin'
"No" you say, you meant to strap a leash on to your child.
You tell me that it works real well
and that your son is wild.
It doesn't matter if the leash looks like a teddy bear.
It's really strange I have to say
I just can't help but stare.
Your child is on a leash and I hope it's not too tight.
No matter what the reason is
I still don't think it's right.

Positive Weirdness

Are you the type of person that stands out or do you just blend in? 
I believe that you should make sure that when you decide you want to
stand out you should find positive ways to do it.

There are so many ways to be weird in a positive way. I'm stressing the word
positive because some people decide that negative weirdness is the way to go
and that's just not true.

Ways to have positive weirdness:

• Change your hair color to something unusual
• Get an uncommon haircut
• Wear your make up in a creative way
• Modify your clothes and wear them differently
• Buy an odd outfit you wouldn't normally wear
• Change the way that you trim your beard
• Wear an extra large mustache
• Dance on the dance floor alone before anyone else does
• Ask someone a weird question
• Wear a strange hat