Monday, September 16, 2013

Are Your Shorts Too Tight?
















Are your shorts too tight?
That's just not right.
You're tugging the front and your crotch can't breathe.
Tell me please how could this be?
When you walk you chafe.
That couldn't feel safe.
Your private parts cry.
Don't say it's a lie.
Are your shorts too tight?
That's just not right.
Does your crack feel cracked,
as you try to look stacked?
Digging your shorts out of your backside.
This makes me wonder if you have pride.
Stop tugging at your shorts and buy some that fit.
If you buy the right size then you won't hurt a bit.

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