Zombie Walking Cellphone User
Zombie walking through the grocery aisle
you knock down a store display.
You even bumped a lady
that had samples on a tray.
Zombie walking down the street
you nearly got hit by a car.
Oops...you fell flat on your face
after tripping on a jar.
Zombie walking at the mall
you crunch your nose into a door.
Poor baby, now you're feeling sad
because your sniffer's sore.
Zombie walking while at school
you slam into a girl with books.
Some people laugh.
Some people clap.
And you get some dirty looks.
Zombie walking is a danger.
You may end up on your head.
Zombie walking is a danger.
You may even end up dead.
