10 Reasons Your Coworkers Don't Like You

It's a shame when you have coworkers who drag down the productivity and
progress of the entire team. I bet you wonder to yourself... Why won't they
just quit? But they don't quit. They stick around. These types of people
hardly ever get fired either. The truth is, these types of coworkers are really
only hurting themselves. They are letting everyone know just how unreliabe
and disrespectful they are.

10 Reasons Your Coworkers Don't Like You

1. You only pretend to be working.

2. When you do work... you leave a mess.

3. You tell other people what to do, but you don't even do what you're
    supposed to be doing.

4. You're always late.

5. You complain all the time.

6. You put people down.

7. You're always in a bad mood.

8. You're constantly borrowing money.

9. When it's time for you to get off of work, you go around begging
    people to take you home.

10. You gossip way too much.

Is Marriage Necessary?

Some people believe that marriage is pointless, and it's 'just a piece of
paper.' I understand why people decide marriage isn't for them. By not
getting married you can eliminate the hassle of...

• getting engaged
• obtaining a marriage license
• sending out invitations
• hiring a DJ
• hiring a photographer
• finding an officiant
• having a reception 
• purchasing a wedding dress
• choosing dresses for the bridesmaids 
• picking a maid of honor
• renting a tux
• picking a best man
• reserving a venue
• ordering a cake
• going on a honeymoon

Marriage isn't necessary, but if you really love someone and you trust that
person, why would you not want to get married? 

Are You Giving 100 Percent?

How many people do you know who give 100 percent at work? Do you give
100 percent? Some people do just enough to get by. Oh you know the ones...
The people who pretend to be working. The people who hide from manage-
ment. The people who take a 30 minute break when it's supposed to be a
15 minute break.

If you have the energy to pretend to be working why not just work? You go
to work to do a job. You go to work to better yourself. Do you really want
people to describe you as a lazy, unmotivated slacker? Wouldn't you rather
be known as someone who gets the job done? Wouldn't you rather be known
as a reliable and responsible person?

If you're someone who is unmotivated and you try to get out of working...
maybe you're doing the wrong job. You may want to try another career, so
you can feel happier. Imagine what you could accomplish if you actually
enjoyed your job.  

Salesperson and Customer Comic

Salesperson and Customer Comic

Ragged Toenails

Ragged Toenails 

Long ragged toenails sharp as a blade
Scratchy and rough that's just how they're made

Unkept and pointed putting holes in socks
Hard and uneven just like rocks

Some lengthy some stubby with no uniform shape
Someone will be injured an imminent fate

To see these toenails you may shrink back in fear
Or make a gross face as you see them come near

For anyone out there with toenails like this
When you cut them off they will not be missed.