Please Get Life Insurance!

Most people don't wanna talk about death until it happens. Then when
it happens, your loved ones probably wanna have a big old drawn out
funeral for you. I don't believe in funerals. They're a waste of time, 

money, and after the funeral nobody says, "That was so much fun!"

I knew a man who passed away leaving a wife and multiple children.

He had no life insurance, but his family wanted to have a funeral for

him. Nobody had any money, so they were scrambling around trying

to raise funeral money. If he'd only discussed dying with his wife, and

purchased life insurance, all of that chaos could've been prevented.

If you have a family who depends on your income get life insurance,

so they can financially survive without you. And if you insist on tor-

turing your family with a funeral...please get life insurance!

I Went Maskless Today!

 

I started wearing a mask three years ago, because I felt unsafe due to
COVID. I haven't been to the grocery store maskless since then.

It felt strange shopping for groceries without wearing a mask. I felt

so exposed. I wondered if someone had just coughed or sneezed in 

the aisle I was walking down. What germs am I breathing now? I

calmed myself down by thinking about how I've spent most of my

life maskless. What used to be normal has to start feeling normal to 

me again.

But wearing a mask wasn't all bad. When it was cold it helped to

keep my face warm, and I felt a lot safer if someone was coughing

their head off.

I don't believe my maskless days are over, but I'm gonna try to wear

them less and less until I feel comfortable not wearing them.

10 Advantages of Being Weird

  

I know I'm weird, but it doesn't bother me, because I know who

I am and what I'm about. If people call you weird, take it as a 

compliment, because I bet you have some advantages over those

people that they would never imagine. Think about how many 

people were called weird, and they became massively successful.  

10 Advantages of Being Weird

1. You're probably creative.

2. You're never bored. 

3. You don't mind having time to yourself.

4. Your mind is full of good ideas.

5. You like trying new things.

6. You probably read a lot.

7. You look at life as a learning experience.

8. You like routines and spontaneity.

9. You're not wasting money on cable, but you do have the 

    internet.

10. You're smarter than you look.

Why I Buy Men's Clothing For Myself

  

I've been buying men's clothing for myself for years. I buy women's
clothing too, but there are certain men's items I prefer over women's.

I like men's t-shirts, because they aren't see-through like most wom-

en's t-shirts. They're also usually cheaper; they run bigger, and they

are longer than women's.

Men's tank tops are better than women's, because they're longer, so

you're not always pulling it down from riding up.

Men's socks usually pull up a lot easier than women's socks, and 

they typically don't shrink as much either.

If you're female and you've never bought men's clothing for your-

self, you should give it a try.

8 Ways to Protect Yourself From Monkeypox

 

Anybody can get monkeypox, so it's time to start protecting 
yourself. There are things you can do to reduce your chances

of getting it. The monkeypox vaccine is in short supply right

now, so that may not be an option.

1. Don't try clothes on in the store.

    If someone gets their pox germs on clothing and then you try it on,
    you run the risk of getting it. If it's hot outside, buy the clothes first

    and leave them in a hot car for a day or two so the germs will die.

    You could also buy the clothes and leave them in a bag for two 

    weeks and then try them on. 

2. If your skin touches public surfaces wash off as soon as possible.

    If the public surface is in bright sunlight you're probably OK, 

    because of the UV rays.

3. Don't touch your face with unwashed hands.

    It seems like common sense, but I see a lot people touching their 

    faces in public. I also see people licking bags, biting their nails, 

    sucking on their fingers, etc. 

4. Wear a mask in public and around people you don't know.

    With monkeypox being a virus, it can spread through the air. If 

    somebody sneezes and you're not wearing a mask you better run.

5. Wash your hands before you leave work.

    Everything you touched throughout the day is still lingering on

    your hands. You don't want to transfer those germs to your home. 

6. Wash your hands as soon as you get home.

    Don't feed the dog. Don't pour yourself a drink. Don't turn on the TV.

    Go wash your nasty hands first.

7. Clean your dirty cellphone off after you get home. 

    While you were holding your phone what else were you touching?

    Did you take it in the restroom? Were you working or shopping 

    when you were holding your phone? Clean that filthy thing off.

8. Wash you hands before and after using a public restroom.

    If you go to the restroom with dirty hands, all that dirty is gonna 

    be on your privates. I heard monkeypox really hurts down there.