Weird Poem

Here's a weird poem for you...well because...I'm weird.


Weird Poem

Wonder Woman confident and strong.
Some people think football takes too long.
With basketball people jump up high.
Tyra Banks will give you that model's eye.
Nintendo is more than a retro game.
Elon Musk has an interesting name.
Yellow fever will make you very sick.
Howard Stern combs his hair with a plastic pick.
Roseanne was an entertaining show.
Mary J. Blige is a singer that you should know.
Jennifer Lopez looks younger than her age.
When I went to prom I did not wear beige.
Have you ever seen a president at the mall?
I once went to a casting call.
If people call you weird or strange.
Give them a smile and never change.

4 Types of Social Media Followers

I've been on social media for almost eight years, and I've noticed that followers
seem to fall into one of four categories: genuine, snobby, greedy, or casual.
What category do you think you belong in?

1. Genuine Followers: People who want to follow you who think you're
    interesting, and they won't unfollow you if you don't follow them back.

2. Snobby Followers: People who follow you who think you're interesting, but
    if you don't follow them back they will unfollow you.

3. Greedy Followers: People with thousands of followers who follow you only
    so you'll follow them back. And when you follow them back they unfollow
    you.

4. Casual Followers: People who follow anyone and everyone. It doesn't matter
    who you are, and they really don't care if you follow them back.

10 Ways to Be More Likable

10 Ways to Be More Likable

1. Be nice even if you're in a bad mood.

2. Let someone know that he/she is appreciated. 

3. Be a good listener.

4. Don't take advantage of people.

5. Be on time.

6. Don't put yourself or other people down.

7. Be responsible.

8. Have a positive attitude.

9. Be reliable.

10. Be trustworthy.

Zombie Walking Cellphone User

Zombie Walking Cellphone User  

Zombie walking through the grocery aisle
you knock down a store display.
You even bumped a lady 
that had samples on a tray.

Zombie walking down the street
you nearly got hit by a car.
Oops...you fell flat on your face
after tripping on a jar.

Zombie walking at the mall
you crunch your nose into a door.
Poor baby, now you're feeling sad
because your sniffer's sore.

Zombie walking while at school
you slam into a girl with books.
Some people laugh.
Some people clap.
And you get some dirty looks.

Zombie walking is a danger.
You may end up on your head.
Zombie walking is a danger.
You may even end up dead.

10 Reasons Your Coworkers Don't Like You

It's a shame when you have coworkers who drag down the productivity and
progress of the entire team. I bet you wonder to yourself... Why won't they
just quit? But they don't quit. They stick around. These types of people
hardly ever get fired either. The truth is, these types of coworkers are really
only hurting themselves. They are letting everyone know just how unreliabe
and disrespectful they are.

10 Reasons Your Coworkers Don't Like You

1. You only pretend to be working.

2. When you do work... you leave a mess.

3. You tell other people what to do, but you don't even do what you're
    supposed to be doing.

4. You're always late.

5. You complain all the time.

6. You put people down.

7. You're always in a bad mood.

8. You're constantly borrowing money.

9. When it's time for you to get off of work, you go around begging
    people to take you home.

10. You gossip way too much.