The Perfect Butt

A lot of people are butt obsessed. People with big butts want little butts. People
with little butts want big butts. It seems like women are pressured more into hav-
ing perfect butts. Women have to worry about panty lines, but men don't have
to worry about underwear lines. A man can sag if he wants to (not that I recom-
mend sagging) or a man can wear his pants pulled up where they belong.

Some women are so concerned about having perfect butts they'll wear fake butts,
get butt implants, or wear bottoms so tight they look like they're in pain. So...
whether your butt is big, little, fat, or small be glad you have a butt at all.

That Being Said...This Is Amazing

I hear these two phrases every day: 'that being said' and 'This is amazing.'

Some people use 'that being said' when all they need to say is 'but.'

ex: I try to eat healthy. That being said, I still eat doughnuts every morning.

ex: I try to eat healthy, but I still eat doughnuts every morning.

'This is amazing.' is said so much you'd think everything in the world is
amazing. Animals are amazing...People are amazing... Food is amazing...
I could go on and on.

Instead of saying amazing all the time use one of these words:

• awesome
• terrific
• fabulous
• marvelous
• wonderful
• fantastic
• incredible
• remarkable
• astounding
• miraculous
• outstanding
• spectacular
• extraordinary