That Being Said...This Is Amazing

I hear these two phrases every day: 'that being said' and 'This is amazing.'

Some people use 'that being said' when all they need to say is 'but.'

ex: I try to eat healthy. That being said, I still eat doughnuts every morning.

ex: I try to eat healthy, but I still eat doughnuts every morning.

'This is amazing.' is said so much you'd think everything in the world is
amazing. Animals are amazing...People are amazing... Food is amazing...
I could go on and on.

Instead of saying amazing all the time use one of these words:

• awesome
• terrific
• fabulous
• marvelous
• wonderful
• fantastic
• incredible
• remarkable
• astounding
• miraculous
• outstanding
• spectacular
• extraordinary

Are Your Shorts Too Tight?

Are your shorts too tight?
That's just not right.
You're tugging the front and your crotch can't breathe.
Tell me please how could this be?
When you walk you chafe.
That couldn't feel safe.
Your private parts cry.
Don't say it's a lie.
Are your shorts too tight?
That's just not right.
Does your crack feel cracked,
as you try to look stacked?
Digging your shorts out of your backside.
This makes me wonder if you have pride.
Stop tugging at your shorts and buy some that fit.
If you buy the right size then you won't hurt a bit.

Gross Spider

This gross looking spider was on my back porch and when I first saw it I wanted
to kill it because it was scary looking. Then I decided I'd research the spider a
little bit to see if it would be likely to hurt me.

According to the University of Michigan Museum of Zoology website, this spider 
is called a Argiope aurantia and it is not considered dangerous to people. Since
this spider isn't a threat (unless you're a tiny bug) I will leave the little ugly thing
alone.

Pee in Peace

 
















I was listening to a friend the other day complaining about someone staring and
talking to him while he was peeing. That got me thinking...Why are a lot of men's
restrooms designed so that anyone that wants to see you pee can see you? I
know some restrooms have a stall or two for privacy, but the peeing while on
display doesn't make sense to me.

I wonder how many men wish public restrooms cared about their privacy. How
many men would like to pee in peace?

I asked this same guy if he could always use a restroom with doors would he,and
he said yes. That goes to show you that some men pee out in the open whether
they want to or not. I guess if you're a guy you just have to go with the flow.

Barbie's Body Proportions

I find it odd that some people are obsessed with Barbie's body proportions.
When I was a girl I loved my Barbies, and I knew they were dolls. I didn't
expect to look like her when I grew up.

Barbie is a beautiful doll and a positive role model. Barbie is smart, pretty, and
caring. She's been an astronaut, doctor, baby sitter, teacher, and a hair stylist, etc.
She can be anything she wants to be and that's a positive message. I don't care if
Barbie's body proportions aren't realistic. She's a doll. There are hundreds of un-
realistic looking toys on the market.

If a boy wants to play with a Spider-Man toy does that mean he wants to be a
spider? If so, any girl playing with Barbie must want to grow up and be plastic.